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Tip Of The Hat, Wag Of The Finger

Much as I respect Stephen Colbert as the truthiest journalist out there, I found something very disturbing today. On his August 8 2006 episode, Stephen 'broke' the story of a Hungarian bridge and it's connection to Chuck Norris; the very story I broke six days earlier. So Stephen, I'm afraid you get a "wag of the finger" for that one.





A 'tip of the hat', however, to President George W. Bush, who when asked what he thought should be done in the Middle East, responded thus:


Such honesty in the face of ridicule. Commendable.

By the way, I did a Google search on 'shrug' and found that they're also a form of ladies knitwear. Apparently, they serve to enhance the size of the 'bosom region'. Well done ladies, for showing us that women's intuition is far from being extinguished.

posted by Steve @ Saturday, August 12, 2006