Friday, September 15, 2006

Not-So-Superman


Max Moore-Wilton, chairman of Sydney Airport Corporation, has outlined a plan which could see frequent fliers fast-tracked through security. While some see this as a good thing, others are not so sure.
"Hyphenated names usually mean trouble," Superman told News In Briefs. "But I do like the idea of my alter-ego not being strip searched. That Kent is one sick puppy."
When asked why Clark Kent would need to fly commercial anyway, Superman heard a cry for help from a nearby men's lavatory and rushed off.

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