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Eddie & Jessie - The Truth

Respected TV journalist Stephen Colbert once warned that we should never let the facts get in the way of the truth. In keeping with this general truthiness, here's an update on yesterdays story.

Turns out that yesterday afternoon, Jessica Rowe fell down a set of stairs at home, fracturing her wrist. While reputedly 'sensible' media organizations have said it was an accident, I think we all know better.
Shocked by my discovery of the truth regarding Rowe, Nine chief Eddie McGuire, and a possible 'boning', poor Jess may have pulled off this stunt to distract people from her relationship with McGuire.
Rowe is pictured here saying "Oh no he didn't" when confronted with questions about this Blog.

Elsewhere, a high tech bikini has been unveiled that tells you when to get out of the sun. Unfortunately, it won't tell you your left nipple is cresting the swimwear.

posted by Steve @ Thursday, July 27, 2006