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Props to http://thanxforvisiting.blogspot.com/ for these. Not sure about the floor business.AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.
MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.
DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.
TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.
VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
posted by Steve @ Wednesday, May 10, 2006
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Funny stuff
REVISED OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: A Plague besetting the US, especially the bible belt. Symptoms include: A false sense of superiority, Delusions of knowledge re: self help/self improvement, Propensity to purchase bleeding heart nonsense novels about...women and...tom cruise...and plecenta's....and bra burning and God knows what else, A rash which appears looking similar to a 'stamp' affixed with the text 'Oprahs book club' (only reported cases of this on books)
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