Thursday, April 13, 2006

Doctor, is this rash serious?

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE ALL MESSED UP!

Please, stop asking doctor phil, leave anthony robbins alone, let buddha sit under his tree, and let confucius rest in peace! I understand that your early childhood may have had an impact on who you are, and i am in fact a proponent of the nurture/nature argument, but give me a break! Billy Connolly was molested as a child, and is one of the funniest and smartest guys around. It didn't affect him in any untoward way, because he had the balls to say "that's not who i am".
Your past does not dictate your future. Rather than listen to the people who called him 'retard', Eddison invented most of the things we take for granted today. Do you know why? He had a motto: "It is my experience that there is not a problem that God created for which He didn't also create a solution". Albert Einstein was the same, he simply got on with the task and is now one of the most recognisable figures in history.
And the other side of the coin. Born an illegitimate jew, Adolf H went on to lead the most terrifying regime since the Caesars.
So please, stop looking for an excuse. Stop asking Phil to justify your cross-dressing. Screw political correction, you're a weirdo! Men wear men's clothes. There's a reason you get taunted and ridiculed: you look ridiculous.
Stop asking Anthony to help you become. You know what? our modern world is built on the backs of the namesless, faceless billions who simply got on with their lives, and the tragedy of that is that we'll never know the truly great stories of triumph because no-one saw them happen. If we were all billionaires, who would collect the trash? Who would serve your meal at McDonalds?
When you are content with who you are, you will find happiness. I suggest you go look up the original definition of "wealth".